What’s the best way to celebrate Mexico’s victory at the Battle of Puebla? (That’s Cinco de Mayo for all you history greenhorns.) Forget the half-priced margaritas and guacamole — it’s all about free biscuit tacos at Taco Bell. That’s right: Tomorrow morning between 7 and 11 a.m., you can start your day with a gratis breakfast sandwich in a taco-shaped biscuit. We don’t know many people who would scoff at that opportunity.

Got the drop at MSN . . .