Shaquille O’Neal wastes no time, huh?

It was just a couple hours ago that Scottie Pippen decided to rebut Shaq’s claim that an all-time Lakers squad would drub an all-time Bulls team by 50 points. Scottie naturally stuck up for his guys and objected to the big man’s claims. Well, Shaq, ever the social media aficionado, got wind of Pippen’s Instagram retort and offered one of his own.

Sorry @scottiepippen I don’t believe in hypotheticals either, but I seen most of those final you did ok , but this guy did most the work .
#youwereok steve kerr and Ron harper deserve more credit than you , remember I WAS BATMAN YOU WAS ROBIN , I was PUFFY YOU WAS MASE…

Shaq has just about the unmitigated gall you’d expect a human being so massive to have. It’s hard to figure out just which part of this is the most hilarious: the terrible photoshop, #youwereok or “I was PUFFY YOU WAS MASE.”

Scottie may not want to engage in a war of words with Shaq, a man paid to say goofy things on TV. Now, if he calls his good friend Mike up to get involved, then we’d have a fair fight.

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